Hypothetically, if you were a certain star of a certain American sitcom with a certain brother who was in my favourite movie of all time and you currently had every man and his dog having a go at you on Twitter because of your penchant for the high life and women of dubious integrity, what would you do?
Personally, I think I would hide in a cave somewhere deep in the mountains and only come out once they announce Major League 3. What I wouldn’t do was decide that now was the perfect time to create a Twitter account for myself and rack up close to 1.2 million followers within a day.
To be completely honest, I love celebrity Twitter streams. I especially love the car crash Twitter streams of certain celebrities who seem to tweet the first things that come into their heads. A gem in the celebrity Twittersphere is Miss Katie Price, who when not airing her dirty laundry in public seems to favour banal tweets about her lack of sleep, with complete disregard for grammar or punctuation. Another gem is Nick Jonas, who perhaps has the most uninteresting twitter stream ever, despite having 2.25 million followers. More importantly, I love it when other celebrities get in on the action, like Sarah Silverman adding to the #sheenius hashtag.
However, Kanye West definitely produces my favourite tweets. However, whether it’s his actual tweets or just when Josh Groban sings them, I’m not sure…
Hey, Josh, can you please give Charlie Sheen’s tweets a go?
